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Breaking News: Scripps College Application 2013 – 2014 Leaked to The Golden...
Not to be left behind, the Scripps College Admissions Office has leaked their application for the class of 2018 to us! - - Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Ben Turner CMC ’16, Dante Toppo CMC ’15, Sam Pitcavage...
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Top 14 Freshmen Orientation Week Articles We Didn’t Write
2-Buck-Chuck Sales Drive Excellent Quarter for Foothill Trader Joes: “We Also Sell Food,” Says Spokesman Stoners: Dry Week Shaping Up to Be Super Dank ASCMC Spends Hours Debating if First TNC Should Be...
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Exclusive Report: Thesis Required of Many 5C Seniors
An investigative team at the Golden Antlers has determined that many seniors at the Claremont Consortium are in the process of writing a thesis. Rumors of a thesis requirement for many courses of study...
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The Golden Antlers Staff Makes New Year’s Resolutions
It’s almost the 31st, we all know what that means. A new year! (Yes, CMCers, the calendar year is different from the fiscal year). Seeing as the Golden Antlers staff is made up of some pretty wretched...
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The Official Claremont Confession[s] & Claremont Compliments Drinking Game Rules
As if you needed another excuse to fuel your rampant alcoholism, The Golden Antlers has got your back once again with the Claremont Compliments/Claremont Confession[s] Drinking Game! Every college has...
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Pomona Secedes: Golden Antlers Outsources Satire to Pomona Students
In case you didn’t notice, this happened. [all images by Jill Greenberg - check her out here] Breaking News: Exclusivity Matters to Harvard of the West Students First Proposed Secession in History...
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The Golden Antlers Presents: Cards Against The Claremont Colleges
You didn’t know you needed it, but now you’re not sure if you can live without it: finally The Golden Antlers has produced our very own expansion pack for your favorite party game Cards Against...
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Golden Antlers Undercover Reporters Investigate Scripps Coalition Against...
Following the explosive events of February 17th on the Scripps College campus, many students at the consortium expressed confusion regarding the nature of the protests. As per its commitment to...
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The Golden Antlers Presents: Would You Rather?
In the (not very) grand tradition of Golden Antlers drinking games, we bring you Claremont Colleges Would You Rather. The Rules: Pose these questions to a group of friends and have people vote on their...
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Let the Games Begin: Scripps’ 88th Annual Hall Draw
Early this morning, Scripps President Lori “Effie” Bettison-Varga’s 2014 Hall Draw announcement was leaked to the Golden Antlers. The bloodthirsty nature of the Scripps room selection process is...
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